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AIR BERLIN, now Germany's second largest airline, is to fly from Berlin Tegel to Tel Aviv for the first time this summer. Starting 7 July the airline will operate a twice weekly service. There will be connecting flights to various German cities. Earlier this year, Israel and Germany negotiated a new transport deal giving Israeli flag carrier El Al more slots in Germany and permission for German airlines to boost capacity to Israel. Air Berlin has confirmed that this summer it will operate from Stansted to Düsseldorf (4 x daily), Hanover (2 x daily), Munster (2 x daily), Nuremberg (2 x daily), Paderborn (daily) and Manchester to Paderborn three times per week. www.airberlin.com
BMI, or rather its controlling shareholder BBW (The BBW Partnership Ltd), issued a very short and terse statement last week explaining that it has issued proceedings in the High Court to declare that BBW has fulfilled all the necessary regulatory requirements to complete the sale of bmi to Lufthansa AG, and seeking that Lufthansa be required to complete the acquisition of the shares. It would appear that there is no love lost between bmi and its Star Alliance partner, and potentially Europe’s largest airline, Lufthansa. Last October bmi chairman Sir Michael Bishop exercised his option to sell the BBW stake for about E400m (UKP350m). The deal had been expected to be completed by mid-January. The transaction was delayed as it was dissected by the European competition authorities, but Brussels finally gave the go-ahead last week. The problem revolves around the current value of bmi and its 14% of Heathrow slots. Rather like the BAA deal, also in this issue of AERBT, the values were agreed during stronger economic times. www.flybmi.com
AIRBUS has completed the assembly of its first aircraft outside Europe. Making its maiden flight from Tianjin last week was an A320 destined for Sichuan Airlines. The plan is to produce another nine aircraft this year and gradually build up to four ‘planes per month and 48 ‘planes annually by the end of 2011. “The flight was a complete success thanks to excellent teamwork,” said Fernando Alonso, Airbus Senior Vice President Flight & Integration Tests. “I was delighted to participate in this historic flight. This A320 assembled in China unquestionably demonstrated the same quality and performance as those assembled and delivered in Hamburg or Toulouse.” Chinese customers have ordered more than 700 aircraft from Airbus, the majority of which are from the A320 Family. www.airbus.com
JAL will offer from 1 June 2009 a new code share with fellow oneworld member Qantas connecting Japan via Singapore to Adelaide, Melbourne and Perth. JAL and Qantas are long-term code share partners having begun in April 1986. Singapore to Melbourne and Perth are daily flights and Singapore to Adelaide three times a week. All the flights will be operated by Qantas aircraft. www.oneworld.com www.jal.com www.qantas.com.au
CHILDREN are to be allowed into more Servisair UK executive lounges. Currently they are welcome, space permitting, at both Manchester terminals, Heathrow T1 and T3, and at the two Gatwick terminals. These lounges are now joined by Aberdeen, Bristol, Durham Tees Valley, East Midlands, Inverness, Liverpool, Newcastle and Stansted. At the 405sq m, 130-seat Wentworth Lounge in Gatwick's North Terminal two distinct zones are featured – the Relaxation Zone for adults who want to relax or work in peace and quiet and a self-contained Fun Zone with a soft play area, designed for younger guests, whilst for bigger kids and grown ups there's a big screen TV, cartoons and films, plus games consoles. Whilst adults can avail themselves of the bar facilities, the Fun Zone will contain a dedicated chiller with a selection of soft drinks, water and healthy snacks for younger visitors. www.servisair.co.uk
ROLLS-ROYCE TRENT 1000 engines have been tested on the first Boeing 787 Dreamliner ZA001 and the aircraft will continue more tests over the coming days leading to the maiden flight in June. The second aircraft ZA002 has also been progressing well and was recently seen painted in ANA colours at the factory production line. The Hamilton Sundstrand APU (Auxiliary Power Unit) has also been tested successfully. According to the delivery schedule the first aircraft ANA is due to receive is ZA007 unless Boeing has juggled the delivery positions. www.boeing.com
WEST ATLANTIC is an airline likely to be seen much around European airports in the future with its aircraft seemingly sitting on the ground doing nothing. They mainly fly by night. Late last year two of Europe’s leading regional freight airlines West Air Europe of Gothenburg (Sweden) and Atlantic Airlines of Coventry (UK) announced they were merging to form West Atlantic with a fleet of 41 BAe ATP-F, a single ATR-72 freighter, six 15-tonne Lockheed Electra dedicated cargo aircraft and two 7-tonne capacity Bombardier CRJ200PF. The legal process of the tie-up is expected to be completed shortly "more or less on schedule" according to Sales and Operations Director Russell Ladkin. He added that in spite of the economic downturn the West Atlantic fleet had been kept very busy: "The ATP simply provides the most cost effective kilo/nm costs of any aircraft in its class, whilst our CRJ and Lockheed fleets offer excellent niche market solutions.” www.atlanticairlines.co.uk
The annual review of the UK cruising scene by the PSA (Passenger Shipping Association) was published last week. In itself it is an extremely well-produced and comprehensive document and whilst for the most part very upbeat it paints a less so picture as regards the air travel market. It has always been expected that with the ever expanding aspiration for Brits to take holidays on the water the airlines would benefit substantially. This was not the case in 2008.
The review shows that last year there was an 11% increase in cruise passengers to 1.47m, the third successive year of double digit growth. In 2008 23% more passengers chose to start their holiday from a UK port compared with the previous year which means that four out of every ten cruises booked departed from a British harbour. One in every 12 foreign package holidays booked in the UK is now a cruise. In 1999 this figure was just one in every 26.
PSA says that in spite of the poor economic situation and the cutback by TUI and Thomas Cook at the lower end of the market the 2009 figure will see growth. This is largely brought on by the introduction of new capacity and the increase in the number of ships operating out of UK ports. MSC, the innovative Italian line and relatively new to the British market, says its UK business is up 80%. For the short Northern Europe season it has set up shop at Dover.
In 2010 RCCL (Royal Caribbean) will join P & O and its sister company Cunard with year round operations from the UK. The downside for clients is that two days are needed in order to make more tepid climes, particularly in the winter. The cruise companies (and in particular the ports of Dover and Southampton) really do show the airports up when it comes to boarding. Off loading and parking is a pleasure, check-in quick and efficient, and security professional. And don’t forget it is natural if departing from a home port that people take a lot more luggage than if they are travelling by air.
MSC UK Managing Director Giulio Libutti says that in difficult times cruising represents exceptional value. Speaking exclusively to AERBT he said: “Its inclusive nature with meals, accommodation, entertainment and of course multiple destinations mean it is great value.” The PSA review shows that last year a third of all cruises cost less than UKP1,000 and that prices will be even better value in 2009.
So where do we go from here? Ten new cruise ships will be launched this year, with another 29 on order through to 2012. Four out of every ten cruises booked started from a UK port – a share expected to increase in 2010 with the arrival of three new ships based in Southampton and one summer deployment becoming year-round.
The airlines operating out of the UK need to re-think their marketing strategy with the cruise companies. Meeting people on ships in far flung places one is always surprised to learn that the passengers have chosen premium flight accommodation, even if it means a lesser cabin on board ship.
Getting to and from the port in a certain style is clearly part of the experience.
Dubai is working hard to attract custom to its cruise terminal with Costa established and Royal Caribbean also getting into the act. Sydney has always been a great cruise port and here the market is expanding. South America is another growing area with the season extended more and more. Argentineans and Brazilians are finding cruising to their taste and soon will want to travel further afield. Both Hong Kong and Singapore are after business. All these are great high yield long haul destinations.
But if you are an airline marketing executive don’t think it will happen easily. The shipping companies are now planning their 2012 itineraries (and also have the London Olympics in mind). Ships, unlike aircraft, move around the world slowly. But there’s money to be made in the air. www.the-psa.co.uk
EXTRA COMMENT: The British Airways results
As a business travel publication it would be remiss of us not to comment on the British Airways results for the year ended 31 March 2009. Frankly they are horrendous and a cause for serious worry. Gone are the days when BA was the “World’s Favourite Airline” driven forward by the charismatic Lord King. The pilot in charge now, Willie Walsh, takes a much lower profile, a business school approach rather than the market place. Question and answer sessions are not one of his strong points.
Forget some of the comments from uninformed sources. You cannot compare BA with easyJet or Virgin Atlantic (who incidentally will announce their own figures on Tuesday). Both were created from scratch with a specific market in mind. One is short haul within Europe with no expensive night stops for aircraft or crew, and the other a long haul prestige operation initially benefitting on the taste for transatlantic holidays largely spawned by Freddie Laker.
Neither airline is saddled with the outdated works practices nor inefficiency built into a business that has been around since 1946 (if you include BEA and BOAC).
It is interesting to compare BA with its two European rivals Air France-KLM and Lufthansa. British Airways has a major advantage. It is called Heathrow, still the world’s busiest international airport. Paris may get the number one spot as the global centre for tourism, drawing in the low yield leisure traffic but its business throughput is minimal. Likewise Amsterdam. And Frankfurt is the opposite extreme. Yes for front end passengers but certainly inbound not the most attractive of holiday destinations.
So where does British Airways go from here? New planes are on order to replace the aging Jumbo fleet and for the future two-thirds of its Heathrow traffic will be from the expensive and in some ways questionable T5. Do you split the airline and go back to the old BEA/BOAC formula? Martin Broughton, the BA chairman, has now stepped down from his position at the CBI. Should he be more hands on as John King and Colin Marshall were in the past?
On the micro management side much more attention must be given to the quality of the product, something the old hierarchy were very keen on. Typically complaints seem to be endless regarding the gate arrangements on landing.
BA needs to be more aggressive across a wider marketing spectrum. Black cabs fine. Others have been doing it for years. And why just the new terminal? What about the Far Eastern traffic at T3? Does the word “experimentally” mean that it will be dropped if there is no real increase in business? London hosts the Olympics in 2012 with BA as a prime supporter. The next three years should be used to attract visitors in seeing the preparations as they develop. Coupled to what London has already it is a wonderful package. Bring in the passengers now and not just offer scarce seats to VIPs over the six weeks of the actual games.
Some would argue that British Airways is the last industrial dinosaur of the pre-Maggie age. Somehow that needs to change. Just like the miners’ strike of 25 years ago action might initially hurt but it has to be done.
Rather like Parliament, British Airways, our national flag carrier, stands at a vital crossroads. And as with Westminster progress is the name of the game.
BAA has said it is applying to the Competition Appeal Tribunal to review the order by the Competition Commission made two months ago forcing it to sell three of its seven UK airports within two years. It is being seen as delaying tactics by a number of airlines, Gatwick actually put up for sale before the Commission reported. The underlying economic situation has without doubt reduced the value of the airports. Initially two bids are thought to have been considered at between UKP1.3bn and UKP1.4bn, well below the level originally sought by the airport’s owner Spanish group Ferrovial. BAA has also now complained that Professor Peter Moizer, a member of the review panel, had an interest as an adviser to Greater Manchester Pension Fund, a partner with Borealis the Canadian infrastructure fund in one of the groups. Moizer says he resigned prior to his Competition Commission appointment. The other party was Global Infrastructure Partners (GE and Credit Suisse), the owner of London City Airport, but even this bid is open to doubt as its validity has expired. The uncertainty of the position could re-open interest from parties fallen by the wayside. www.baa.com
BRITISH AIRWAYS has reported a record loss before tax of UKP410m for the year ended 31 March 2009. The airline will not pay a dividend and in a subsequent statement Chief Executive Willie Walsh and Finance Director Keith Williams have decided to symbolically work for no pay in the month of July. Next winter the airline will park up to 16 aircraft and no mention was made of the new first class product promised for earlier this year. In a long and detailed statement Mr Walsh said that all 57 of the airline's Boeing 747s and 33 of the 43 Boeing 777s are fitted with the new Club World cabin with completion of the balance due by the end of 2009. The statement also expressed concern over the airline's pension fund position, a liability of UKP3bn being suggested by experts in this area. Also see Extra Comment.
GATWICK will lose two more routes when Clickair, the Spanish budget airline based in Barcelona, is to move its Vigo and Seville services to LHR (Heathrow) T3 on 1 June. LHR is already the home of its Bilbao and La Coruna routes. The airline, which carried 320,000 passengers between the UK and Spain last year, says its target for 2009 is 400,000. The company is currently in the advanced stages of a merger with another Spanish operator Vueling. This is expected to be completed during summer 2009. ww.clickair.com
LAS VEGAS is to continue being served by two British airlines with the news that British Airways is to in effect replace bmi who dropped their Manchester flights last month. It is to serve the gambling capital of the world from Heathrow T5 for the first time and will compete head-on with Virgin Atlantic who has been serving the route since June 2000 starting with a three-day and now seven day operation. Maxjet operated a short-lived service from Stansted last year, passenger numbers reported to be excellent. A daily service starts at the beginning of the winter season 25 October flown by a three-class Boeing 777. The UK is the number three provider of foreign tourists to Las Vegas behind Canada and Mexico. www.ba.com
VIRGIN TRAINS has announced a new faster and more frequent timetable for its services out of London Euston to the north-west and Glasgow following the official opening by Rail Minister Andrew Adonis of the upgraded UKP8.9bn West Coast Mainline. Whilst the journey time to Glasgow has come down to 4h30m from just over five hours in the last few years Sir Richard Branson has a target of four hours for the 400-mile city centre to city centre journey. At a press conference last week he emphasized that this could only happen if the rail franchises were extended. “With a UKP1bn investment we could, within 3 to 5 years, see our trains running at 140mph with major reductions in journey times between London and all West Coast destinations. What we are asking is that the Government re-thinks the franchise situation to give train operators the opportunity to invest, grow the rail business and lessen the burden on taxpayers,” he said. www.virgintrains.co.uk
ESTA, the much heralded pre-flight US immigration card scheme, has been further delayed. It went live in January as planned, but travellers are still required to fill in the I-94 green form for the time being. “We are now in a period of grace,” say the American authorities, civil service talk for a complete shambles. January 2010 is the new target date. To support the project the TSA (US Transportation Security Administration) now has set in motion a scheme whereby all travellers, both ways, are required to give their full name, date of birth, gender, ESTA number, passport number, country of issue and expiry date, plus flight details (an impractical) 72 hours prior to departure. The TSA has set an (impossible) target date of 15 August for this to be implemented. Stewart Harvey, Director of Client Management at HRG, the travel management company, is one of a number of senior travel industry people critical of the scheme. “Security for business travellers is a very important issue, but the governments and industry must work on a common platform. We welcome the new rules but what is really needed is industry world wide standards.” https://esta.cbp.dhs.gov
David Hurst is a aviation consultant and sometime journalist. Here he reports on Ghana the former British West African colony which became independnet as the The Gold Coast in 1957.
“Ghana? Business trip then?” This was the standard response to the news I was going to Accra. West Africa is not a place that has the most delightful image of world destinations but when looking for someone who has actually been there recently the numbers are few and far between – at least in my circles.
Accra is the capital of Ghana and the economic heart though since the economy is underpinned by mining and agriculture the work is carried out elsewhere. Lagos is about as far from Accra as Manchester is from London though there are three national borders to cross between them.
Vague memories of The White Man’s Grave made medical advice necessary. Lists of diseases and precautionary jabs went on for pages. However, digging deeper showed that if the trip was short and ventures outside the capital were limited or non-existent then the list reduced dramatically to three jabs and malaria tablets. Even the jabs may not be required by well travelled people as they include the normal tetanus, polio, typhoid. The unusual one was yellow fever which is required for entry and can only be done at registered clinics. Visas are also necessary.
Flights are usually crowded and prices are not cheap. From UK there are the direct options of British Airways out of Heathrow and Ghana International from Gatwick. British Airways are milking the route with the fare for Monday out and Friday return at the end of the Easter holidays being a shocking UKP2000 return for economy! KLM charged UKP950 via Amsterdam for the same dates.
The flight out of Amsterdam was around 85% full with only a couple of spare seats in business class but more in economy, mainly in the forward cabin. The return flight was more or less full. Both KLM and British Airways are the only European airlines flying non-stop services to Accra though Lufthansa plans to start non-stop from Frankfurt this summer. Currently it flies via Lagos, as does Alitalia.
Arrival in Accra is in the early evening and walking out of the door of the aircraft the heat is good. By the foot of the steps the novelty had worn off and the modern air conditioned airport bus was welcome. The terminal is tired and needs refurbishing but the system works. Immigration was reasonably fast with queue-minders moving people around. Baggage reclaim had taken advantage of the wait at Immigration but the bags appeared on the belts without too much further delay. There were plenty of free baggage trolleys.
Travelling due south means that jet lag is negligible but arrival in the early evening makes hotels a priority. Hotel rooms are limited though some big chains are present or building. Golden Tulip have a reasonable business property and Holiday Inn have just opened near the airport. Hilton and Marriott are building. As Accra is on the coast there are two properties taking advantage of the beach, Labadi Beach which claims to be five star and La Palm more or less next door which is four star but said to have a better pool.
On a personal level the Golden Tulip works with standard hotel rooms which are clean, equipped normally – although the air conditioning was uncontrollable – and an efficient business centre. Prices at USUSD200 a night reflect the current scarcity of rooms. Food was acceptable quality and served promptly and hot and the staff throughout were cheerful, efficient and obviously well trained. It is currently undergoing refurbishment with half the 234 rooms out of commission until May 2010.
A meal for four including drinks in a beachside brassiere at a four-star hotel was around UKPUKP50 which I was told was expensive for the country. I was shown a shiny clean relatively new European-style shopping mall built, I was told, by South African money with shops and eating places that could be seen in Europe but without the familiar European names.
At the other extreme there are hawkers at every traffic light selling everything from phone top up to floor mops but there is no aggression either from the hawkers or the drivers. Ignore them and they walk on.
Oil is the big news in Ghana since UK-based Tullow Oil had a successful strike offshore near the Ivory Coast border. Exploration continues but indications so far are of a small field in world terms, currently thought to be around 2.5bn barrels, which is not much compared with Nigeria’s 35bn.
Ghana is different to Nigeria. West Africa is tarred with the image of Lagos as the place travellers do most to avoid but Ghanaians are different, far more laid back and friendly and with a propensity to smile. ‘Laid back’ usually infers a lack of efficiency but a Brit living in Ghana told me that once the culture of the company is laid down and enforced and training given then the system is followed. Ghanaians do not like giving offence and avoid confrontation so the enforcement of standards is important.
The attitude probably reflects into security. There were no guards on hotels or offices beyond normal doormen or receptionists. I felt entirely safe and unthreatened at all times but I was told there were areas in Accra that might not be safe though the same can be said of every capital.
The politics are remarkable. The country held a general election over December and January and changed president and ruling party without any riots or revolution. This is the third presidential election in a row that has passed without any serious trouble which marks out the country as almost unique in Africa.
There is corruption and cash will help get something done but there is also a national concern about it and a completely free press means that serious dishonesty is unlikely to grow too overt.
Accra is not without problems. These can be reduced to two words, ‘traffic’ and ‘electricity’ and even those can be reduced to a lack of capital to develop the infrastructure. As soon as anyone makes some money they buy a car but the roads are constantly struggling to keep up. There are six lane highways but there are also traffic lights and cross roads which result in queues. An air conditioned car and driver is essential for a business visitor.
Electricity is also the result of the developments outrunning the supply. I only saw one power cut for two or three seconds but all major buildings, including all the hotels, have large permanent generators on site to cope with demand.
The curiosity is the lack of a significant tourism industry. The country has a south facing sandy coastline with very little resort development. The coast has a dozen or so historical castles built by the Europeans to facilitate the export of slaves. There is the largest man made lake in the world with a couple of small hotels at the dam but no tourism development elsewhere. There are designated game parks which cry out for decent roads and camps. On an immediate note there are not even half-day tours of Accra on sale in the hotel for business travellers with a few hours to kill.
Accra is beginning to buzz and there is an air of optimism which is in marked contrast to Europe. This is probably the result of the recent elections and the forthcoming oil but is refreshing.
BELFAST INTERNATIONAL is working says Aer Lingus after last week’s report in AERBT that the airline is reducing its base fleet from three aircraft to two. On the key Heathrow route the load factor is 79%, well up on the same period from last year. The new flights have only been running 17 months. Aer Lingus is now the second biggest carrier operating from Aldergrove behind low cost airline easyJet. Ryanair, in a typical petty and misleading announcement, said that its established George Best City Airport operation to Stansted is attracting 50% more passengers whilst using one aircraft against three. The figures just don’t stand up. www.aerlingus.com
BRITISH AIRWAYS is to provide complimentary black taxi and executive cars for premium customers to speed their ground journey to and from Heathrow, as predicted in AERBT by Sir Richard Branson last week. BA has teamed up with green award-winning Computer Cab plc to offer a free transfer service to and from Terminal 5. First and Club World customers living within approx 100 miles of the airport will be able to take advantage of the service. The airline says a fleet of 3,000 licensed London taxis will be available to pick up customers from home or the office for the drive to Heathrow, and on return a meet and greet service will ensure a seamless journey. It is initially a three-month trial and does not include T3. www.ba.com/taxi
BUSINESS TRAVEL MARKET, the new event for the business travel industry taking place 17-18 June at London’s ExCel, has announced an impressive line-up of speakers. Heading the list is Lord Norman Lamont, former Chancellor of the Exchequer. Speaking during the two-day event is Dale Moss, Managing Director of BA Open Skies, the dedicated airline that flies to Amsterdam and Paris (Orly) from both of New York’s international airports; Doug Weeks, President of ACTE (Association of Corporate Travel Executives) and David Hornby, Commercial Director of Visit London. Business Travel Market is a new concept headed by Paul Robin, for many years the doyen of Centaur’s Business Travel Show. www.businesstravelmarket.co.uk
LUFTHANSA TECHNIK, normally the preserve of Airbus and Boeing aircraft, has completed the painting of ‘Dornier Merkur’ a reproduction of the world’s first all metal transport aircraft. The revolutionary eight-passenger monoplane was developed by aviation pioneer Claude Dornier and operated by Deutsche Luft Hansa between 1926 and 1935. From July it will be one of the top attractions of the new Dornier museum in Friedrichshafen complete with basketwork passenger seats. Having been constructed in Hungary, the replica aircraft was painted in the original Luft Hansa colours by a team of retired and active paint specialists consuming almost 600 man-hours. The original aircraft was known as Silberfuchs (Silver Fox) and carried the factory number 88 and tail sign D-1103, as does the replica. www.lufthansa-technik.de
HILTON HOTELS is to return to Panama with the signing of four multi-year agreements. The hotels will represent the first in the country for each brand. Construction of the Hilton Panama has begun and completion is scheduled for 2011. Work starts shortly on the 306-room upscale, all-suite full service Embassy Suites with an estimated completion date of October 2011. The Doubletree, formerly a Hilton, is an extensive re-brand due for completion in spring 2010. The final hotel is a 163 guestroom Garden Inn. hiltonworldwide1.hilton.com
LONDON’S Business Design Centre in Islington again provided an excellent venue for the 11th Travel Distribution Summit last week. Organised by Eye for Travel the event provides for a 50-stand exhibition and some 35 various lectures and briefings spread over two days. These were streamed allowing for different interests to be featured including online travel strategies, revenue and pricing, ancillary revenue an interesting session discussing online payments and fraud. www.eyefortravel.com/tds
VIRGIN ATLANTIC, one of the few major international airlines not to be part of an alliance (and hence lounge use – it has to do deals, typically ANZ in Sydney), has joined forces with Regus which claims to be the world’s largest provider of flexible workspace solutions with more than 1,000 business lounges worldwide. This unique partnership will provide substantial benefits to members of Virgin Atlantic’s frequent flyer programme, Flying Club and holders of Virgin Atlantic American Express Credit Card from MBNA. The Regus lounges are in 750 cities across 75 countries. www.virgin-atlantic.com www.regus.co.uk
This has been submitted by Ian Goold, a much respected aviation journalist. This is the only connection with the air travel industry, but we think it’s funny.
A florist goes to his barber for a haircut. Afterwards, as he pays for his trim, the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing this to serve my community.” Very pleased, the florist left the shop. When the barber opens the next day there is a “thank you” card and a dozen roses on his doorstep.
A policeman comes in for a haircut, but when he tries to pay, the barber says, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing this as community service.” Very happy, the PC leaves the shop. The next day the barber finds a “thank you” card and a dozen donuts on his doorstep.
Later, a schoolteacher comes for a haircut, and when he tries to pay, the barber replies, “I can’t take your money, I’m doing this as community service.” The teacher goes away very happy and the next morning the barber finds a “thank you” card and a dozen useful books on his doorstep.
The barber’s MP (Member of Parliament) comes for a trim, but when he tries to pay he is told, “I cannot accept your money from you. I’m doing this as community service.” Very happy, the politician goes away. The next day when the barber opens up, he finds on his doorstep a dozen MPs – all wanting a free haircut.