15 DECEMBER 2014
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Delivered to Aviation Club members and their guests at the IOD last week.
Everyone was worried how Santa’s OTP report would go
The aircraft were circling in holding patterns with care
In hopes that St Nick had a clear path through the air
On the planes children were nestled snug in their flatbeds
Now APD free, they dream in their heads;
Mother and father with champagne toast the nation
With hopes the delay means EC261 compensation
At the Davies Commission they were having a natter,
Would a third runway for Santa have helped in this matter?
When what were my wondering eyes drawn to,
Out of the window a 787 and eight tiny crew
With a jolly old captain, dressed so lovely in red
I knew in a moment this was a fuel-efficient sled
With rapid and brilliant service they came,
And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name:
“Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen!
To Willie, O’Leary, McCall and Branson!
To the far flung parts of the world, have a ball!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!
So I leave you with final seasonal cheer,
Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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