AND FINALLY: Heart attack

Heathrow is safest place in London to have a cardiac arrest!

That is the subject line of a press release put out by the world’s busiest international airport last week.

A retort by a clearly aggravated BTN reader says it is also the most heart attack challenging airport having just tried, and missed, a connection between T4 and T5.  “I nearly died”, he said, although when challenged indicated just a loss of breath

BTN in fact disputes this rather daft claim.  Surely if you are going to have a cardiac problem it ought to be at a hospital or medical centre!  

September is now with us and the end of press releases for press release sake.  We hope.

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