AND FINALLY: With cruising in mind

On a recent Silversea cruise the Entertainment Director opened his introduction listing some questions by previous clients.  Diplomatically he did not say where they had originated from.  He did a show routine one evening too.  Terrific guy.

Here are the ten best.

•    What time is the midnight buffet?

•    Does the crew sleep onboard?

•    Is that fresh or salt water in the toilets?

•    What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?

•    The microwave in my room isn’t working!

•    What would happen if I flushed the toilet while still sat!

•    What time do they turn on the Northern Lights?

•    How small does your face have to be to get a mini-facial?

•    I was very disappointed with the ruins poor condition!

•    I did not pay US$20,000 to overlook a parking lot!

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