AND FINALLY: How not to start the New Year

The party was great with numerous guests arriving. 

A man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily (although no one knew for sure who he was) and naturally he was led to the drinks.

He sat there happily chatting away for a couple of hours before it all clicked.

“You know”, he confided, "I wasn't even invited to this party.  I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my drive". 

“My wife's been sitting outside waiting for me to get them moved so that we can go out!”

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