AND FINALLY: It’s a new one on us

When stopped by a policeman and asked   "Do You know you were speeding?" the 83-year-old woman dealt with it the only way she knew.

She gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and said:

"Yes , but .... but I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."

He put his ticket book away and bid her good day.

Such is old age.

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