AND FINALLY: Ryanair – Caught in spam

Since nothing comes for free with Ryanair (and readers will know our views on the airline) the following press release headline, which found its way into our Spam box, gained our attention.

“The Getaway Café is almost as tasty as our cabin crew"

We think it is genuine as it had Ryanair’s PR guru Stephen McNamara’s name attached but our security software did not like it.

"Ryanair’s ‘The Getaway Café’ features an array of tempting new additions, as well as traditional onboard favourites – served by Europe’s hottest cabin crew.
 
Passengers can find The Getaway Café menu inside their free ‘Let’s Go With Ryanair’ inflight magazine and besides our stunning crew, they can keep an eye out for our delicious new dishes, including:
 
•             Tantalising chips (served with free box)
•             Saucy soups (with free cup)
•             Heavenly hot dogs (includes free ketchup)
•             Succulent meatball subs (with free napkin)
•             Meaty chicken fillet nuggets (served hot at no extra cost)
 
Passengers can choose from an assortment of aromatic coffees and teas, refreshing soft drinks and a range of alcoholic beverages – all served with free cups – ensuring their meal is as memorable as the price of their flight and all served by the sexiest crew in the tastiest café in the sky".

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