AND FINALLY: Eating out

During a recent restaurant meal a fellow diner was agitated when a waiter brought him his coffee but had forgotten the spoon.

"This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers."

The embarrassed waiter made a hasty retreat to the kitchen returning shortly with another cup of coffee.

"This one isn't so hot, sir!"

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