AND FINALLY: Life before the computer

 *    Memory was something that you lost with age

*    An application was for employment

*    A programme you purchased at the theatre

*    A cursor used profanity

*    A web was where a spider lived

*    A virus was the flu

*    A keyboard was the working part of a piano

*    A hard drive was a long trip

*    A mouse pad was the home of a mouse

     And if you had a 3½” floppy a visit to the doctor was called for

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