AND FINALLY: A real black eye

This is not a travel joke but since it was supplied by our friends at IFALPA (International Federation of Air Line Pilots Association) that makes it OK. 

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate.  The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned one hour later with a black eye.

"Did you get hit by the same person?" his Sergeant asked.

"No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."

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