AND FINALLY: Night Caledonian

From “annoyed of Edgware”

"I have to be off at Perth,” I said to the attendant.  “I sleep very well on trains and have been known to miss my stop.  Be very firm with me whatever I say in my confused state.”

The next morning I woke up at Inverness!

Extremely annoyed I found the man and gave him a piece of my mind.  It was not very pleasant.

After I left, somebody asked the attendant,

"How could you stand there and take that kind of talk?"

"That's nothing!" he replied.  "You should have heard the guy I put off at Perth!"

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