AND FINALLY: Introducing Carolyn McCall at the Aviation Club

We’re hoping you’ve all found a seat
And pondering what food to eat
Our onboard selection includes red meat
If only it were on the low-fare fleet

There’s no free lunch with easyJet
They’ve not installed a kitchenette
But cleared for departure, throttles set
You’ll fly without the regret of debt

Enjoy your lunch; the wines above all
One hour to land, we’re not long haul
Won’t be long before we enthrall
To easyJet’s chief, Carolyn McCall

Richard Birtchnell
www.londontoastmaster.com

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