AND FINALLY: Christmas leftover

One evening over the holiday period a police officer stopped my car at a routine ‘advisory’ point.

"Good day to you sir," he said. "How are you this evening?"

"Fine," I replied. 

The officer continued, "Anything to drink this evening?"

I entered into the correct spirit.

“No, but can I thank you very much for the offer!”

And now into 2012.

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