AND FINALLY: Too true

A bloke is stopped by the police one night.  Plod comes round to the driver's window and says,

"Excuse me sir, but your nearside tail light isn't working."

The bloke gives an exasparated sigh, "Oh for heavens sake, haven't you lot got anything better to do?"

He jumps out of the car and goes to the back where he gives the tail light a hard kick.  It comes on.

"There, now are you satisfied?" he says sarcastically.

"Very good," says plod. "Now go round and kick the front and see if a tax disc comes up."

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