AND FINALLY: Beyond the law

This is a motoring joke and once again IFALPA dug it out from somewhere.  Pilots seem to have time to find these!

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car in his rear view mirror.  He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on.  The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.

Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "what the heck," and gives up. He pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.  He leans down and says, "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home.  Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

The man though for a moment and said ... "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer.  When I saw you in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"

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