AND FINALLY: Bull’s-eye

This is not an aviation joke but since it was supplied by our friends at IFALPA (International Federation of Airline Pilot Associations) it does count.  And we think it funny.

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town.  Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing shooting.  On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead centre.

The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship.  The man turned out to be the village idiot.

"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man.  "How in the world do you do it?"

"Nothing to it," was the reply. "I shoot first and draw the circles afterward."

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