AND FINALLY: easyJet wins wedding award

Full credit to Publicis London for creating this advert in spite of losing the easyJet account.  It ran in the British national media over the period of the Kate/William wedding.  It gets the AERBT “airline advertisement of the year award”, so far!

For those whose English is not their first language we've helped you with the italics.  The easyJet destinations you can see for yourself.

 

When they first met, he thought, 'I like

her. I fancy her. Almeria' [I'll marry her]. But people said,

'You're Faro [far] too young to get married'.

So they Split [split – parted]. 'We're just good friends,'

he said. But he was Tallinn [telling] porkies [lies].

He knew she was too good Toulouse [to lose].

Kos [cause] when Amman [a man] loves a woman,

they Bologna [belong] together. Enjoy the Big Day.

(but if you're Bordeaux [bored] with it all we can help.

 

'Ibiza [I be the] one for

you,' they announced yesterday at the

Malta [altar], as thousands lined the Rhodes [roads],

and millions more tuned in at home.

Corfu [cor phew - exclamation], what a day! Think we all deserve

a Nice [nice] break now.  Just as well it's a

Pisa [piece of] cake [something easy] with us.)

 

And this one you can work out for yourself.

 

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