HAPPY TALK - Cabin Crew

Just a couple of cabin crew funnies this week

"Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside"

and

"We are please to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!"

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