HAPPY TALK: Holiday travels

A couple of guys were deep in an African forest.

A lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling.

Said one "What should we do?"

The other responded.

"I'm gonna run for it."

“Rubbish,” said the first guy.  “You can't outrun a mountain lion!"

The retort was to the point.

"I don't have to outrun HIM  –  I only have to outrun YOU!"

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