With BTN highlighting the World Cup this is one we could not resist.
A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.
The man says: "Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”
The guy replies: "Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
The man says back: "That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?”
The guy says: "No. They're all at the funeral."
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