HAPPY TALK: Road Rage

A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family at the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his young daughter out for a drive in the car.

One particular Sunday however, he was so full of cold that he really didn't feel like driving at all.  Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and decided that for this week she would drive.

They returned just before lunch and the little girl ran upstairs to see her father.

"Well," the father asked, "did you enjoy your ride with mummy?"

"Oh yes Daddy," she replied, "and do you know what... we didn't see a single bastard!"

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