HAPPY TALK: Modern times

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed
into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver,
"Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" he responds. "I'm not
a lawyer!"

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