AND FINALLY: Dodgy guides

Some guides are brilliant, others just machines, repeating what they have been told to say.

BTN came across one such mechanical guide the other day.

“How old is this building?” we asked.

“One thousand and three years old,” came the quick reply.

“How do you know that so precisely,” we responded.

“Easy” was the retort.  “My tutor said so.  And that was three years ago!

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