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Article from BTNews 4 AUGUST 2014

AND FINALLY: Cruising distraction

There is an elderly woman on a cruise ship standing to the front of the ship close to the railing, she is holding on to her hat with both hands so the wind wouldn't blow it away. 

A gentleman walks up to her and says, "Excuse me madam, but the wind is blowing your dress clear up." 

The elderly lady says back, "I know, but I have to hold onto my hat so it doesn't blow away." 

The gentleman says, "But, your privates are exposed."  The lady looks down and says, "Sir, everything down there is 85 years old, I just bought this hat yesterday!"

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