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Article from BTNews 8 OCTOBER 2012

AND FINALLY: Motoring problem

A policeman stops a motorist for speeding in a small English town.

“But officer”, he begins, “I can explain”.

The copper was having none of it.

“I am going to hold you in the station until the Inspector gets back”.

More noises from the driver.

“OK, for those comments you can go into the cells”.

A few hours later the officer looks in.

“Lucky for you that the DI is at his daughter’s wedding.  He will be in a good mood when he gets back”.

“I wouldn’t count on it”, answers’ his prisoner.  “I’m the groom!”

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