A British Airways pilot has come up with this one.
He was overflying Aden (once a British colony), and saw an Aeroflot freighter climbing out.
A heavily accented voice came on the frequency: "Hey, English, you used to have Aden?"
BA: "Yes, we did. Why?"
Aeroflot: "Ve have had to overnight there.
You can have it back!"
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