HAPPY TALK: That pitch!

If you have heard it before please look forward to next weeks HAPPY TALK.  And also with deference to South Africa.

Wembley.  Why is the pitch so poor?  So that England could get practice for the World Cup finals!

Or

The sandy pitch gave Blackpool an advantage!

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