AND FINALLY: Man overboard

“Man overboard” screamed Cunard's Queen Victoria public address system last week.

This is a strange one the gathering on board thought.

We are in dock!

A second announcement solved the mystery.

A crew test alarm!

But of course, no early warning!

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