He dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behaviour.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
“Is Crimea ours?”
“Yes, it is”.
“And the Donbas?”
“Also ours”.
“And Kyiv?”
“We got that too”.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
“Thanks, how much do I owe you?”
“€5”.
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