AND FINALLY: A Putin joke

He dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behaviour.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

“Is Crimea ours?”
     “Yes, it is”.
“And the Donbas?”
     “Also ours”.
“And Kyiv?”
     “We got that too”.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

“Thanks, how much do I owe you?”

     “€5”.

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