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26 APRIL 2010
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A plane was taking off from the airport. After it had reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number XYZ, non-stop from A to B. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - ARGHHH! OH, MY GOD!'
Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but, while I was talking to you, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
A passenger in Economy said, 'That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!'
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