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12 APRIL 2021
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My wife came home yesterday and said...
"Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."
I asked her what it was and she told me that it had water in the carburettor.
I thought for a moment, then said: "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," she insisted.
"OK, honey, that's fine, I'll just go and take a look. Where is it?"
"In the lake."
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John Davidson, France
Great joke. It made me laugh out loud. Thanks.