AND FINALLY: A Covid joke

From an anonymous reader.  A Covid joke.

So I purchased a world map and then gave my wife a dart and said:

“Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.”

Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

AND HERE WE HAVE ADDED THE BEST ONE FROM 2020

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Tony Hesketh-Gardener,

Put the best from 2020 first and then add this week's. Reads rather well!!!

Chris Pocock, Uxbridge, UK

Why is it best to think of 2020 as a pantomime? Because eventually, it was behind you.