AND FINALLY: Just seen a news report about the stresses and strains of self isolation.

It said that people are going crazy from being in lockdown!

It was strange, actually, because I had just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster and all of us agreed that things are getting bad.

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she always has to put a different spin on everything, and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.

In the end the iron calmed me down.

She said everything will be fine, which surprised me because she’s usually the first one to apply unnecessary pressure and get steamed up over nothing !!!

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