HAPPY TALK: Snow jokes

We could not resist it!


What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!

What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!

How do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!

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