AND FINALLY: Colombia v England

A friend of BTN has two tickets in a corporate box for the next England game tomorrow. He paid £400 each including flights, sorted the visas, but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding!

He is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at Wembley Registry Office, 16:00.

The bride's name is Philippa – she's 5ft 4in, about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.

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John Mountifield, United Kingdom

Start the day with a laugh - ideal!

Paul Kay, London

Philippa here!! Would you believe it? I have two important Wimbledon tickets for the same time and day. OH! Darling, we do think alike!!