AND FINALLY: May & Hammond

There is absolutely no truth in the rumour that Jeremy Clarkson has been recruited as Secretary of State for Transport.

If that were the case, he would either have to find a safe seat and for a member to resign (no suggestions please), or join the House of Lords. What title he would take is a matter of conjecture. Suggestions will be considered. James May nor Richard Hammond have also not been considered.

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