AND FINALLY: A sort of motoring joke – from IFALPA

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.  The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.  The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.  The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.  Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.  Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"  The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either.  He just backed his wagon over three motorcycles."

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